Sleeping

Note: When awoken, I roar like a bear!!

B and I have a joke about not being morning people. Her husband is. So in the mornings while letting out the dogs, should I run into husband I TRY to pretend like I don't want to devour his face for the stupid smile and good morning.

It's not just the alarm waking me that makes me a grumpy gus. It's just simply being woken up period, by any means, but some things more obnoxious then others.

(I will let you in on a little secret: I am a HORRIBLE sleeper.) So when I do sleep, I want to get as much of it as I can.

That being said.

I can't stand the American Idol wannabe that awakes me with her LOUD singing and dancing upstairs. I want to sling the neighbors basketball across the lake every morning when he stands RIGHT outside my window bouncing it (Is summer break over yet?). I want to remove the clapper in the bell at the church across the street when they ring the bell at the weirdest hours. I want to duck tape the dog to the bed when she begins prancing around in her "Mommy, I want to get up and play" fashion.

However, today was ri-DONK-u-lous. I am laying by the pool. Alone. There are finally no children splashing about. I take my AWESOME new float and jump in. Somehow I fall asleep soaking in the wonderful HOT rays. This is very not my nature kind of thing to do. Regardless, some guy shows up (but note, still sleeping, don't know). He JUMPS in the pool RIGHT by me!!! It scares the poo poo out of me! I do some attractive I'm sure, arm/leg flopping and proceed to fall out of the float. Haha, right?!? Well I guess maybe to you readers this MAY seem funny.

He then looks at me and says "Oh, sleeping huh?".

Uh yeah, I WAS.

"Oh well I am going to swim laps."

I'm sorry that my sleeping in my float in one CORNER of the EMPTY pool was going to be problematic!! GRRR. Being the nice person that I am, I just get out of the pool and try to move on.

Oh no, now he wants to CHAT!!! Are you kidding?!? I want to punch him for waking me up and now he wants me to act all jovial?? I tried, honest I did, but he was one of THOSE people that clearly don't know acceptable social protocol and I preceded to have thoughts of what it would have been like to DROWN when he woke me up! Ha!!

Really though, the is becoming quite a stupid post, but I just really wanted to blow off the steam of how much I value the little bits of sleep that I do get and how I HATE to be woken up.

Enjoy your weekend ya'll!